Le' Intro

Alright, let's set some stuff straight.

• this is my first post in a hopefully long blog
• this is my cat-

• I sometimes slip up on capitalization and other such stuff, don't bug me about it!
• My name is Wil, with one 'L'. Got it? Sure, spell check disagrees, I say BAH! But seriously, Wil comes fom Wilhelm, a German name. But, Wilhelm is my middle name. I won't tell my first, and you already know my last, do you? Hmmm... probably not... GOOD!!!
• this is my poodle-

• I can and will eat paper
• Dark chocolate fondue is awesome. If you have an opinion which puts dark chocolate fondue in a bad light, then I will send Coco (the poodle; see above) after you. You don't want my poodle coming after you, I actually have the scars to prove that statement.
• James Dashner is an awesome author, writer of the 13th Reality series, soon-to-be author of the coming book, MAZE RUNNER (YAY!!!!!). Give this man a hand!